I think the best part about SE Asia is I can be as dirty as I want and nobody gives a shit. We are all honey badgers here
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3 months ago by Donna
Ew, honey badger is so nasty!
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So I thought I got lost again... FINE! I did get lost again, but it's not my fault! It's hard to figure out where you're going when you're buzzed (okay, drunk) and everything's in Thai. Whatever...
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That's me standing on the Bridge over the River Kwai. See? As dirty as I wanna be. Well, as dirty as cruising around on my one-speed gets me. I almost got hit a couple of times with car doors. Thailand is a little less froggert and slightly more whack-a-mole with a touch of chicken (yeah, played that, too, a couple of times). Btw, my sense of direction is AMAZING when I'm sober
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I decided to go cruising on my one-speed again after dinner. And I realized that if I had taken a left out of my guesthouse instead of a right, then I would've reached the bridge in 10 mins and not the 60+ it took this morning in the scorching sun with no shade
Cruising around on my one-speed bike
So friggin hot I should've taken a hike
The sun was beating as hard as it can
Got me a bitchin sunglasses tan
(catchy, isn't it?)
Btw, crossing a major intersection in Thailand on a bicycle in rush hour is scary. I DON'T recommend it (because you could die)
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3 months ago by Jill
Hilarious Shell. You're way braver than me but that's not a news flash. Love seeing your posts. Keep em comin xo
I think I've figured it out - animals who wear collars are off-limits, they cannot be used for food...
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Couple of things I was thinking on my way up to and down from the Erawan Waterfalls:
1. Thank you Rough Guides and John. Rough Guides for recommending I get to the falls early to avoid the crowds; and John for affecting my sleep, causing me to wake up early.
2. By the time my backpacking adventures are over, I'm going to have really toned legs, ass and back.
3. Why do Japanese people always travel at least 20 deep? I don't want to brag or anything, but I'm probably in half the photo albums in Japan.
4. Whenever I see a fat kid crying I always think, "he probably wants another cookie."











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3 months ago by Mom
Actually, a collar means nothing to the dog thieves who take the dogs to Viet Nam for food. They snatch them anyway. Glad to hear you are having a good time. Just be careful. You got an envelope from ebates. What do you want me to do with it? Don't get to sunburned. It could slow you down. Love, Mom