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On day 2 i found an actual bottle of Windex in Barry and Dessi's bathroom, it's slightly smaller than the first aid kit so we might make a swap.
One thing about NY, and maybe the US in general, is that whenever the town planners ran out of decorating ideas they put a flag up. Stars and stripes everywhere just in case you forget where you live. The NY Stock Exchange has a massive flag on the front of the building underlined by smaller ones, it's not just a July 4th thing either.
At the iconic Bull statue a couple of home boys were charging tourists to pose with their anacondas and pythons right next to the bull. Apparently nothing says power on Wall St like wearing a live python scarf next to a big brass bull.
The Staten Island ferry took us past the Statue of Liberty which is pretty enough but the real action took place on the ferry itself where 2 New Yorkers called each other "fucking black" and "fucking faggot" for ten minutes. All talk no trousers unfortunately so we didn't get to see any NY blood spilled.
Where there was once two WTC towers there are now two swimming pools except you can't swim in them. Also a huge fucking tower is going up right next to that spot like a gigantic middle finger to terrorists everywhere. Fuck you, you can't swim here.
Oh shit a blimp in the sky like the Turtle Blimp but blue.
does anyone know how to stop a mac from shrinking my text sentence by sentence? fuck sakes!
can barely see what i'm doing here.
We saw a homeless guy crossing the Brooklyn Bridge with a techni-coloured towel for a hat and it was 32 celcius (3 million farenheit). We had an authentic chat with a middle aged New Yorker on the bridge. He was jogging and in trying to get around us he collided with an oncoming cyclist. Wham! They dusted themselves off then he tried to jog on but was so embarrased by his failing vision that he blamed us for the cadenza.
Him: 'Scuse me people are tryin to jog here, i just collided with that woman when i tried to get around you's.
Barry: Then just yell out when you need us to move.
Him: (silence, pretending he can't hear us and only his ipod)
Sacha: Don't try blame us.
Him (jogs away in silence)
Me: Get a bell.
Ok so it wasn't an authentic NY conversation cause the expletives were missing but we definitely told his cracker barrel ass off.
The hipsters and LGBT's were out in force that day throughout Soho, Noho, Meatpacking District, Tribeca, The Village and Hells Kitchen. Didn't snap nearly enough of them unfortunately.
jesus can anyone actually read what i'm typing here?
At the end of that day we went for a free kayak off Pier 91 which was all good and well but no one tells you that there's a hole in these kayaks and that your balls will be swimming in the Hudson River the entire time. Actually in the 3 mil F heat it was most welcome.
Fuck this i'm typing blind here, i'll update another time
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7 months ago by Joltime
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10 months ago by Suzi
Just loved reading your experience .....enjoy your adventure looking forward to reading more!!!